Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
'How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?'
'Tell her a joke on Monday!'
What does the rubik cube and the penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Why did God created alcohol?
So ugly people have a chance to have sex.
How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Shine a torchlight in their ears.
What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?
Grandpa.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULLOVER! "NO," the blonde yelled back,"IT'S A SCARF!"
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing.
One day as a blonde was walking along the shore of a huge lake.
She spotted another blonde on the opposite shore.
She cupped her hands together and shouted "How do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde cupped her hands together and shouted "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!"
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
Write please turn over on both sides of the paper.
A blond and a brunet are in an elevator. A young guy walks in and the brunet casually starts pointing at the back of his head. When the guy leaves, the blond asks the brunet what she was pointing at? The brunet replies, "Didn't you see his dandruff? Someone needs to give him Head and Shoulders." And the blond says, "How do you give 'em Shoulders?"
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